[This post originally appeared in Dullicious, where I blogged as Barbie-dull for several years.]
The thing with butterflies is that they just can’t fly in a straight line. You think you’re avoiding them, or not in their path and all of a sudden they are at you.
For that reason, I don’t much like them. Well I like them, they’re lovely, it’s just that they scare me.
So this entry is in the “Funny” category so that you feel free to make fun of me. Naturally, it’s also in the “useless crap” category, for good measure.